SMS Junction

What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
“kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
“kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!….
PHYSICS:
“kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
“like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!…

Kis kis ne kis kisko kis kis mehphil mein KISS kiya

Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya

Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

KISS IS THE KEY OF LOVE.

LOVE IS THE KEY OF MARRIAGE.

MARRIAGE ID THE BOX OF CHILDREN.

CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN.

SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE THE PAKISTAN.

TaLk 2 me wHen i”m boReD, kiSS me wHen i”m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i”m sTill Alive…

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I”m missing you.

U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i”ll kiss ur lips without fear. u”ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don”t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.

Bikhari: 50 paise de do. Maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai

AI ZINDGI YU MUJHSE DAGA NA KAR,
MAI ZINDA RAHU BIN USKE YE DUA NA KAR,
JALAN HOTI HAI JAB KOI DEKHTA HAI USE,
AI HAWA TU BHI USE CHUA NA KAR.

What is diffrence between problem & talent?
2 boys love 1 girl= problem!
1 boy love 2 girls= talent.

Nazar se Nazar ki Nazar ko na dekho
Nazar ko Nazar ki Nazar lag jayegi
Nazar ki Nazar Nazar ko jo lagi to.
Nazar ki kasam Nazar na aayegi..!!

Nazar se Nazar ki Nazar ko na dekho
Nazar ko Nazar ki Nazar lag jayegi
Nazar ki Nazar Nazar ko jo lagi to.
Nazar ki kasam Nazar na aayegi..!!

Far away but always near,
I hold your relationship very clear…..
Ever together but never apart ,
You will always be in my heart …..

there was a man who was fond
of running;he fell sick $ wanted to die
.a prist was called-upon to pray for him
,when he set his eyes on the priest he screamed sayig,<father!!,pray fast
because i”m running a high speed to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women are basicaly greedy.. They want all things from 1 man..
Men are so simple.. They want only 1 thing from all women.

To say “i love u” iz more valuable than granting flowers or
moneny…love iz not a flower nor money to be bought, but a feelings that come
deeper from heart…hv nice PM..ILOVE U…

Tum ho to har rat diwali
tum ho to har din meri holi hai.
Tum ho to sab kuchh hai
tum nahi to Kuchh bhi nahi. Kuchh bhi nahi.

I Like 3 frends,
1 is sun,
2 is moon,
3 is you,
sun for the day time,
moon for the night time,
you for the life time.

roses are red violets are blue
but never seen a donkey like you

Look not mournfully into the past, it comes not back again. Wisely
improve the present, it is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future without
fear and with a manly heart.

***A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

***I want U to know that U are very important to me, It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

***SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

***You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

***We’ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?