Bikhari: 50 paise de do. Maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai
AI ZINDGI YU MUJHSE DAGA NA KAR,
MAI ZINDA RAHU BIN USKE YE DUA NA KAR,
JALAN HOTI HAI JAB KOI DEKHTA HAI USE,
AI HAWA TU BHI USE CHUA NA KAR.
What is diffrence between problem & talent?
2 boys love 1 girl= problem!
1 boy love 2 girls= talent.
Nazar se Nazar ki Nazar ko na dekho
Nazar ko Nazar ki Nazar lag jayegi
Nazar ki Nazar Nazar ko jo lagi to.
Nazar ki kasam Nazar na aayegi..!!
Nazar se Nazar ki Nazar ko na dekho
Nazar ko Nazar ki Nazar lag jayegi
Nazar ki Nazar Nazar ko jo lagi to.
Nazar ki kasam Nazar na aayegi..!!
Far away but always near,
I hold your relationship very clear…..
Ever together but never apart ,
You will always be in my heart …..
there was a man who was fond
of running;he fell sick $ wanted to die
.a prist was called-upon to pray for him
,when he set his eyes on the priest he screamed sayig,<father!!,pray fast
because i”m running a high speed to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women are basicaly greedy.. They want all things from 1 man..
Men are so simple.. They want only 1 thing from all women.
To say “i love u” iz more valuable than granting flowers or
moneny…love iz not a flower nor money to be bought, but a feelings that come
deeper from heart…hv nice PM..ILOVE U…
Tum ho to har rat diwali
tum ho to har din meri holi hai.
Tum ho to sab kuchh hai
tum nahi to Kuchh bhi nahi. Kuchh bhi nahi.
I Like 3 frends,
1 is sun,
2 is moon,
3 is you,
sun for the day time,
moon for the night time,
you for the life time.
roses are red violets are blue
but never seen a donkey like you
Look not mournfully into the past, it comes not back again. Wisely
improve the present, it is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future without
fear and with a manly heart.
March 22, 2010 at 8:03 am
Nice jokes!!! I appreciate your talent.
Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
May 27, 2010 at 1:36 pm
SMS means short message service is been popular now days helps go send the message in the pulse of the second make us keep in contact very soon.Fun Message can also be the one where people are getting their topic posted to other mobile and make fun.
June 5, 2010 at 7:25 am
Short Message Service is a communication service component of the GSM mobile communication system, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between mobile phone devices.
June 21, 2010 at 9:50 am
SMS has made the world connectivity been simple as ever.People can stay in the tough in pulse of the second.This services is been the great for the user to hang around their life.They can connect to each other can share the things and many more .
June 30, 2010 at 2:10 pm
SMS is bee the short service provide through the GSM service is been the great technology where message reach in the pulse of second to another person and he is been in contact any where any time.
July 30, 2010 at 1:11 am
These texts are a real fun. I have noted down the best ones and i have also kept a note of this site so that i can use them wherever i need according to the situation.
August 2, 2010 at 2:39 pm
SMS is been called the so as the simple Short message to inform someone Via mobile or any other Medium.people can send the Jokes,funny lines and many more thing via this thing.
August 5, 2010 at 9:36 am
Those are really good collections of the thoughts and really a sms. It is good to send to a friends, I like it.
August 21, 2010 at 7:31 am
Sms are simply known as the short message service for getting connected to the people at any time.People can leave the message to the cell to have connected to each other.