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16 May

Bikhari: 50 paise de do. Maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai

AI ZINDGI YU MUJHSE DAGA NA KAR,
MAI ZINDA RAHU BIN USKE YE DUA NA KAR,
JALAN HOTI HAI JAB KOI DEKHTA HAI USE,
AI HAWA TU BHI USE CHUA NA KAR.

What is diffrence between problem & talent?
2 boys love 1 girl= problem!
1 boy love 2 girls= talent.

Nazar se Nazar ki Nazar ko na dekho
Nazar ko Nazar ki Nazar lag jayegi
Nazar ki Nazar Nazar ko jo lagi to.
Nazar ki kasam Nazar na aayegi..!!

Nazar se Nazar ki Nazar ko na dekho
Nazar ko Nazar ki Nazar lag jayegi
Nazar ki Nazar Nazar ko jo lagi to.
Nazar ki kasam Nazar na aayegi..!!

Far away but always near,
I hold your relationship very clear…..
Ever together but never apart ,
You will always be in my heart …..

there was a man who was fond
of running;he fell sick $ wanted to die
.a prist was called-upon to pray for him
,when he set his eyes on the priest he screamed sayig,<father!!,pray fast
because i”m running a high speed to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women are basicaly greedy.. They want all things from 1 man..
Men are so simple.. They want only 1 thing from all women.

To say “i love u” iz more valuable than granting flowers or
moneny…love iz not a flower nor money to be bought, but a feelings that come
deeper from heart…hv nice PM..ILOVE U…

Tum ho to har rat diwali
tum ho to har din meri holi hai.
Tum ho to sab kuchh hai
tum nahi to Kuchh bhi nahi. Kuchh bhi nahi.

I Like 3 frends,
1 is sun,
2 is moon,
3 is you,
sun for the day time,
moon for the night time,
you for the life time.

roses are red violets are blue
but never seen a donkey like you

Look not mournfully into the past, it comes not back again. Wisely
improve the present, it is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future without
fear and with a manly heart.

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