SMS Junction

(1). Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki..

Banta. Pind ki.

Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d

(2). A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!

(3). Santa (reading from book of facts):

“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”

Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?

(4). Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.

The shop owner gave him the flag.

Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.;)

(5). Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

(6). Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary.

Banta: Kya Goal mara.

Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai

(7). Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.

Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

(8).  Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

(9). Santa was riding on a horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles’

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

“Le Karle Number Note

(10). One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No

(11).  A Chini was in hspital.

SANTA went to meet him.

Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.

SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

(12). Titanic doob raha tha.

1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.

Santa- 2kms.

Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.

Santa-NEECHE………

(13). Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?

Santa: Birla cement.

Banta: Kyun?

Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai

(14). Santa: What’s difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

(15). Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

(16). Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Banta: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

(17). Q: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? “

A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”

(18). What’s Ford?

Santa: Gaari.

What’s Oxford?

Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.

(19). A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies,

I’m coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out.

(20). A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME

HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE WAS NOT MY FRND

(21). A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI

BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA

(1). Close your eyes,

Concentrate your mind &

Pray to god about the things

That you want most.

GOD must fulfill your prayer…

Have a nice sleep…

(2). ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*#

THANK GOD ALL THE KEYS OF KEYPAD ARE WORKING NOW GO TO SLEEP GUD NITE

(3). Touch ur heart, close ur eyes, make a wish, say good nite, sky so wide, stars so bright, off the light, sleep tight

(4). In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d NIGHT!

(5). I wish that God would hold u tight.

I hope that angels will keep u in site.

Now just2make sure u feel all rite,

I’m gonna wish u a wonderful Night!

(6). Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline,

All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows

As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.

Enjy ur time GOOD’NITE!

(7). No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there’s stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be with u. Good Nite!

(8). sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say please sleep”gud night”

(9). Remember that each time u fall ..

I’ll nvr let u reach the ground..

Trust me..il always be around.gudnight

(10). My sms may nt mean too much 4 you .. but to mie . it mean alot , cos its my way of showing you tat i care . Good nite =)

(11). I’m sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams, a blanket of care to comfort you all night & a prayer to protect until morning. GOOD NIGHT!! SLEEP TIGHT!!

(12). May be u are busy or tired by the end of the day, just wana tell you 143, GOOD NIGHT before I sleep.

(13).

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( - , - ) zzz—

(”>–<”)—Sshh…… its only me putting a blanket on u so that u wont get cold, have a warm & nice sleeP!GOOD NIGHTdragster

(14). Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!

WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

(15). SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats? Balance ka moh tyag– SMS kar, mitron se sampark rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi, SHUB RATRI.

(16). AS a day turns into night, Keeping worries out of site… No matter how tuf d world may seem, But…. U still deserve the sweetest dream tonight…. Good Night!!!

(1). You” Cheers

For pepsi “shahrukh”

For coke “aamir”

For mirinda “vivek”

For fanta “rani”

& For Thums Up “Akshay”

Don”t worry

For Bante wala soda “You”

Cheers !!!

(2). Your Own Stupid!!!

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!

(3). u r jealous of me

If u save this msg, it means I”m cute. If u edit this, I”m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i”m cute & if u erase

this, u r jealous of me coz i”m cute!

(4). JAn|x u Knw ur Wedding iz FixEd?

 JAn|x u Knw ur Wedding iz FixEd?

Its AftEr 67 dyz

SurPriZd . .

AftEr 30 dAyZ Its 1sT ApriL

N u r tHe FirsT FooL ov thiS yeAr . . . ;->

(5). Thapad

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

(6). Go around the office

Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am - they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once.

(7). TIME WASTE!!

Plz don”t read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

?

?

wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

?

dekha ho gaya na

?

?

TIME WASTE!!

(8). U will be a BROHTER

U will be a ROSE for all TREES

U will be a SMILE

for all FACES

U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS

&

U will be a BROHTER

for all CUTE GIRLS.

(9). Mai APRIL

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?

(10). *Ramdev ji ka yoga.

 Legs utha ke karo.

Tange feala ke karo.

Ghuma ghuma ke karo.

Aage peechey dono taraf karo.

Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.