SMS Junction

1)   Boy: I am not rich like rohit,]
I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

2)       Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.

3)        Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

4)       Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have

Girlfriends

5)     Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

6)      Kripya Dhyaan De,

Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

7)      Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

       Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi,
milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad
Bipasha bhi aa jati.

9)        Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

10)      Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi… aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

1) A peach is a peach.

A plum is a plum.

A kiss is not a kiss

unless its with tongues…

2) Kiss is fly from lips,

Lips is wet also kiss,

Dont miss a kiss

it is a valve of this,

3) Question : Why do girls close

their eyes while kissing a guy?

Guess…

Guess

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.

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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon

ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

4) Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya

Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya

Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

5) Kiss is the key of love.

Love is the key of marriage.

Marriage is the box of children.

Children are problem of pakistan.

So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

6) Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.

Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More

But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

7) Love is blind

Be very kind

When I kiss you

Please don’t mind

I Want A KISS

Plz KISS Me

Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai

Foran Karo

Jaldi Karo Na

K

I

S

S

U Know KISS

Means

K-Koi

I-Intresting

S-SMS

S-Send Karo

So

KISS Me!!

1)  An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

2) Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

3)    Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..

4) Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k

main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon.

Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua…

5) Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai

par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?

Papu: LADIES TOILET!

6) Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.

Santa: Bolo.

Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!

Santa: It’s a gud News.

Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

7)    Banta: What’s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?

Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.