FUNNY SMS
1) Boy: I am not rich like rohit,]
I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
2) Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.
3) Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
4) Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
5) Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
6) Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
7) Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi,
milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad
Bipasha bhi aa jati.
9) Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
10) Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi… aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.