1) Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
2) Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
3) Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.
4) A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
5) Jin ke pas hai woh hath mein lekar hilate hai,
Jin ke paas nahi hai who ungli daal kar hilate hai.
Who kya hai? TOOTH BRUSH
6) Can v do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon.
Urs lovingly
MOSQUITo
7) A gay couple jst got up in d morning…..
1st- naraz hai mujhse?
2nd-nahi toh.1st- toh raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyu soya tha!
