1) Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha?
Santa: Putar, jaate waqt tu mere paas tha aur aatey waqt mammi ke paas.
2) Reporter asks Rakhi Sawant – Aap kahan tak padhi likhi hain?
Rakhi Sawant – Jyaada nahin, bas Inter Course kiya hai…
3) Banta: will u marry me ?
Girl: sorry i am lesbian
Banta: wats a lesbian
Girl: i like to have sex with gals
Sardar: maar taali, I am also lesbian
4) saas saw her bahu sleeping with other man,
but she didnt tell her son because…
SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
5) School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!
6) Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I didnt wear any of them.
