SMS Junction

1) Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha?

Santa: Putar, jaate waqt tu mere paas tha aur aatey waqt mammi ke paas.

2) Reporter asks Rakhi Sawant - Aap kahan tak padhi likhi hain?

Rakhi Sawant - Jyaada nahin, bas Inter Course kiya hai…

3) Banta: will u marry me ?

Girl: sorry i am lesbian

Banta: wats a lesbian

Girl: i like to have sex with gals

Sardar: maar taali, I am also lesbian

4) saas saw her bahu sleeping with other man,

but she didnt tell her son because…

SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

5) School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha

Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,

thodi hum karte hain,

bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!

6) Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.

Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.

Daughter: I am clever I didnt wear any of them.

1) Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast

tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d

breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

2) Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your

breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me

take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

3) Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she

lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2

stones with the help of a crane.

4) A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?

His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

5) Jin ke pas hai woh hath mein lekar hilate hai,

Jin ke paas nahi hai who ungli daal kar hilate hai.

Who kya hai? TOOTH BRUSH

6) Can v do romance in the evening today?

I’m in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon.

Urs lovingly

MOSQUITo

7) A gay couple jst got up in d morning…..

1st- naraz hai mujhse?

2nd-nahi toh.1st- toh raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyu soya tha!

1.) Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun

dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

2.) Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub

mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

3.) Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

“Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back:

“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

4.) In a party a lady wanted

to go to toilet so

she inquired with a sardar

papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty

pehle tum dikhao.

5.) Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay

saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki

tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

6.) Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

7.) aaj tumhein akeiley mein…

le ja kar…

apney hontoon se eik…

k…

ki…

kis..

kiss…

kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

8.) pahlay hat ma lo

phir mon mai lo

phir thook lagao

phir sidha karoo

phir sorakh ma daloo

uff..

kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna