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(1). Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki..

Banta. Pind ki.

Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d

(2). A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!

(3). Santa (reading from book of facts):

“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”

Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?

(4). Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.

The shop owner gave him the flag.

Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.;)

(5). Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

(6). Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary.

Banta: Kya Goal mara.

Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai

(7). Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.

Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

(8).  Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

(9). Santa was riding on a horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles’

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

“Le Karle Number Note

(10). One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No

(11).  A Chini was in hspital.

SANTA went to meet him.

Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.

SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

(12). Titanic doob raha tha.

1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.

Santa- 2kms.

Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.

Santa-NEECHE………

(13). Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?

Santa: Birla cement.

Banta: Kyun?

Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai

(14). Santa: What’s difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

(15). Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

(16). Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Banta: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

(17). Q: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? “

A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”

(18). What’s Ford?

Santa: Gaari.

What’s Oxford?

Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.

(19). A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies,

I’m coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out.

(20). A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME

HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE WAS NOT MY FRND

(21). A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI

BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA

 

(1). Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding

(2). To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

(3). On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love

(4). Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary

(5). Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

(6). How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me

(7). All my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY….!

(8). Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

(9). That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

(10). I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

(11). Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

(12). Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me

(13). Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

(14). I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

(15). Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

(16). A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

(17). The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,

‘Here Lies My Wife - As Cold As Ever’.”

“Yeah” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,

‘Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.’”

(18). Thank You for Being the Love of My Life

Thank you for being the love of my life,

Half of the child asleep in my womb,

A husband whose husbandry made of his wife

Near as blissful a blossom as ever did bloom!

Knight of my nights and dance of my days,

Yours are the eyes in which I am most me.

Only with you will I wend through my ways

Unburdened as heaven, unscathed as the sea!