***I want U to know that U are very important to me, It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

***SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

***You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

***We’ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

2) I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

3) In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

4) Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
05
04
03
02
01
00
Nahi Phata?
Naqli Hai fake de isko
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

5) Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Taro zameen per

6) Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…

” Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?”

7) MAKAYA,
HAKAYA,
RUMBHA,
ZUMBHATIMBAK,
TUMBA,
JINGALA JINGA,
RAGIRA,
VAGIRA,
HELULU,
HETATA,
Congratulations!!
u r perfect AADHIVASI.

For pepsi “shahrukh”

For coke “aamir”

For mirinda “vivek”

For fanta “rani”

& For Thums Up “Akshay”

Don”t worry

For Bante wala soda “You”

Cheers !!!

(2). Your Own Stupid!!!

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!

(3). u r jealous of me

If u save this msg, it means I”m cute. If u edit this, I”m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i”m cute & if u erase

this, u r jealous of me coz i”m cute!

(4). JAn|x u Knw ur Wedding iz FixEd?

 JAn|x u Knw ur Wedding iz FixEd?

Its AftEr 67 dyz

SurPriZd . .

AftEr 30 dAyZ Its 1sT ApriL

N u r tHe FirsT FooL ov thiS yeAr . . . ;->

(5). Thapad

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

(6). Go around the office

Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am – they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once.

(7). TIME WASTE!!

Plz don”t read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

?

?

wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

?

dekha ho gaya na

?

?

TIME WASTE!!

(8). U will be a BROHTER

U will be a ROSE for all TREES

U will be a SMILE

for all FACES

U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS

&

U will be a BROHTER

for all CUTE GIRLS.

(9). Mai APRIL

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?

(10). *Ramdev ji ka yoga.

 Legs utha ke karo.

Tange feala ke karo.

Ghuma ghuma ke karo.

Aage peechey dono taraf karo.

Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.