Jokes SMS
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!
INDIA KI REET… Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR… Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR… Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR… aur agar apne aap lele to… BaLaTkAar…
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi…
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Mazakia sms
FREE FREE
Badal k Sath Brsat Free
Asman K Sath chand Free
Sitaron K Sath Sapne Free
or is SmS K Sath Hmari Yad Free
chalo enjoy kro free ki chezen;-)
pura ka pura
Interviewer: Where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab,
interviewer: which part?
Sardarji :oye kya which part? whole body was born in punjab….”
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Apke picture pakri gai hai date marty hoe. Ngativ chahye to sms abi bejey,wrna picture ammi ko pohnch jayegi”
;”– ::”;”+”;”Astghfirullah
Astghfirullah
Astghfirullah
Ye sms ap logon ko send kren
Inshllah
apka
Balance khtam ho jaye ga.
Lykin bkhshy tusi phair nai jana”
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A boy told his frnd, “yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai” . frnd answered ” sahi se dekh hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai. :-)”
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PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE
#NAME?
#NAME?
-Books r holy,so dont touch dem
-Dont do somthin morow,dat u can do day aftr morow
#NAME?
-Dont get dat studying is healthy,so leave it sick people:-)”
-shadi barbadi-
ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi…
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi…
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