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SMS OF FRIEND TEASING Part 1

1) Yudh mein ram ko 500 bander k jarurat hai,

499 Mil gaye par ek abhi bhi baki hai.

So when u get the msg u get ready

& go there 2 fulfill the need.

2) Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,

Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.

Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.

Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

3) Hum dua karte hain khuda se,

Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,

Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

4) Aap ki chal mor jaisi,

Aawaz koyal jaisi,

Diamag lomdi jaisa,

Gussa sher jaisa,

Eyes hiran jaisi,

Kitna acha hota agar 2-3 qualities insanoo jaisai be hoti

5) Abay khajoor…

Zoo se bhaagay hue langoor….

Abay saray hue kele k chhilkay…

Chusay hue aam, circus k retired bandar…

(Aisa kisi ko na kehna feel hota hai).

6) Beta bola, “Papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”.

Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”.

“Papa kyon ?”

“Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai”

7) Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,

Itna tem ho gela hai,

tere ko dekha bhi nai,

Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,

miss to karega

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FRIEND TEASING SMS Part 2

1) Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi

jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi

bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi

ab nahin raha jata

CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI…

2) Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga

jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga

uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam

aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..

3) Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo

jo dil kahe vo rah chuno.

Piche walo ko age nahi jane do

jo age hai use b aagey niklo.

Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.

4) teri mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai….

Sochta hoo bijli katwa dookambhakt bill bahut aata hai….

5) Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai

yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai

pade bhi to kya pade

yaar mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai

6) Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum

Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum

Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum

Par jo bhi ho yar Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

7) Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda

Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.

Arey do boond dosti ke pi le

Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

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FUNNY SMS

1) Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY

2) Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
“SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI”
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
“AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE”.

3)   Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun
Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha�
Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !
Chup . . .
Aawaz Mat Karo . .
Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hein

4)  What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?
Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .
Ramesh Nahi Janta . . .

5)  Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga
LAPTOP Dya
CYCLE Mangi
CAR Di
HUT Manga
BANGLA Dya
DOST Manga
TUM Ko Dya
Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ?

6)   SARDER KA BETA :PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAYI ?
PAPA:HAAN BETA:KIS SE HUY?
PAPA:BEWKUF TERI MUMMY SW.
BETA:WAH PAPA GHAR MAIN HE SAITING KAR LI.

7)  Teri Ek Angraai Lene Se Mera Dam Nikal Sa Jata Hai…
Ae Zaalim, Ae Qaatil, Ae Dilbar, Ae Dost… . . . . . .
Ek Body Spray Lagane Main Tera Kya Jata Hai..

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