SMS Junction

1) Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?

Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai “aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12″.

2) Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne

Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?

Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

3) Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi,

Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi,

Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega,

kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi.

4) Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi…

Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

5) Taste dis SMS

Did u feel da taste of ginger?

No?

Sure?

Well…..

BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

6) Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,

Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,

Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,

Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

7) Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi,

isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi,

tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum,

lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..

1) Sachhi Dosti Bezubaan Hoti Hai,

Ye To Aankhon Se Bayan Hoti Hai,

Dosti Mein Dard Mile To Kya,

Dard Me Hi To Apno Or Parayon Ki Pehchan Hoti Hai.

2) Birth Is The Start Of life,

Beauty Is The Art of Life,

Mystry & The Risk are The Part Of Life,

But True Friends Like You Are The Heart Of Life……..

3) Rishto ki dori kamzor hoti hai,

Aankhon ki baaten dil ki chor hoti hai,

Khuda ne jab bhi puchha dost ka matlab ,

Humari ungli aapki or hoti hai,

4) If you care for me - I care for you

You miss me - I miss you

You like me - I like you.

You message me - I message you.

You forget me - I’m sorry that where I’m different from you.

I’ll kill you.

5) Dil ki galiyon mein koi gam naho,

Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho,

Bas yahi hai dua ki tum khush raho,

Kya pata hum “kal ho na ho”

6) Phulo ki har kali khushboo de aapko,

Suraj ki har kiran raushni de aapko,

Hum to dene ke kuch kabil nahin,

Magar har duwa me magte hai har din khushi aapki

7) Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay,

Taqdeer humari kharab nikli

Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay,

Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli

1) Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,

Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,

Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,

Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR…

2) Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,

muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,

jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,

haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi…

3) Dosti Ghazal hai

gungunaane ke liye

Dosti nagma hai sunaane ke liye

yeh vo jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin

kyunke hosla chaahiye DOSTI nibhaane ke liye

4) “Har waqt gul bankar muskurana jindagi hai,

Muskurakar gam bhulana jindagi hai,

Jeet kar muskuraye to kya muskuraye,

Haar kar muskurana jindagi hai”

5) Bharoosa hai tum per apne se bhi jayada,

per her us parchhaee se darta hoon,

chheen na le koi tumhe muj se,

bas har pal issi baat se darta hoon.

6) Square Has 4 Ends,

triangle Has 3 Ends,

Line Has 2 Ends,

But Our Friendship Is Like Circle

Which Has No End.

7) Birth Is The Start Of life,

Beauty Is The Art of Life,

Mystry & The Risk are The Part Of Life,

But True Friends Like You Are The Heart Of Life……..