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Stupid sms

September 19, 2008 @ 6:27 am · Filed under Insult SMS

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

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SMS SHAYARI

May 7, 2008 @ 6:54 am · Filed under Hindi SMS Shayari, Insult SMS

1) Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?

Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai “aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12″.

2) Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne

Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?

Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

3) Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi,

Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi,

Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega,

kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi.

4) Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi…

Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

5) Taste dis SMS

Did u feel da taste of ginger?

No?

Sure?

Well…..

BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

6) Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,

Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,

Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,

Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

7) Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi,

isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi,

tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum,

lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..

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INSULTING SMS Part 1

May 3, 2008 @ 1:40 am · Filed under Insult SMS

1) Tera “sala”

Mera “sala”

wazir.E.Aala

Arbar ghulam rahim kuta KALA.

Kalay kawai per lanat..

Is SMS ko jitna pehlaogay utna sawab paaoge.

2) Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho,

Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,

Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,

To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai.

3) Bewaqofon Ki nishaniya:::

1.Hamesha bewaqt misscall karenge……….

2.SMS muskura k padenge………….

3.niche mat padna…………….

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Jo bat mna karo wo zaror krenge

4) PRACTICE AT UR HOME ..

1.Take 1 grape ..

2.Take it in ur hand ..

3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth ..

4.Approach the mirror slowly and see …

Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor.

5) Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,

Tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge.

;-) plz plz plz promise me plz…

6) Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,

Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,

Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai

jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho…!

7) Maine tumko Phone kiya to netwrk bola,

Namskar! paglon ki duniya main apka suwagat hai,

Aapko jinse baat krni hai unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH 0FF hai.

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