SMS Junction

1) Before marriage:

Roses are red, sky is blue,

O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:

Roses are dead,

I have flu,

don’t come near me,

Paray hatt tuu,

2) Banta owned a factory.

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed.

Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:

Because married men are more obedient.

3) Only true friends stand by u

during bad times.

I promise

I will attend ur wedding.

4) The most effective

way 2 remember

ur wife’s birthday

is 2 forget it once.

5) Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband

said to you when he woke that morning?”

Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”

Witness: “My name is Susan.”

6) Man at medical store:I need poison

Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate

.

.

.

Chemist: Oh! sorry,

I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

1) Os ki yaadon mein,

Os ki baaton main,

Kaheen mera Aks bhi jhilmilata hoga,

Laakh masroof hoga apne kamon main,

Phir bhi humme soch kar kabhi to muskurata hoga.

2) Waisay to App sarey kaam ultay kartay hain.

Sirf ek mobile hi sidha pakartay hain

aaj mobile bhi ulta karain aur yeh padhey.

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3) Hawa k jhokon ka hisab kya rakhna.

Jo beet gaya use yaad kya rakhna.

Bus ye soch kar muskura dia humne,

K apni udasi se doosro ko udaas kya rakhna.

4) Haste rahein aap hazaro ke beech,,,,

haste hain jaise phool baharon ke beech.,,,

Roshan rahe aap duniya mein

aise jaise gagan hai chand sitaron ke beech,

5) Ek dua mangte hai hum apne bhagwan se,

chahte aapki khushian pure iman se,

din wo bhi aaye,sab hasratein puri ho aapki,

aur muskuraye aap pure dilojan se.

6) kabhi num na ho jayen ye masom nigahe,

meri ARZOO hai tu sada Muskaye,

gum k saye rahe HUM tak hi,

tere ASHIYANE me hamesha KHUSHIYON ki BAHAREIN hi aaye….

7) Zindagi mein jeena zaroori nahi,

Jeene ka andaaz zaroori hai,

Zindagi mein chahe lakh gham ho,

Lekin chehre pe muskaan zaroori hai..

1) If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers.

if a hug was a second id send u hours.

if a smile was water id send u a sea.

if love was a person id send u me

2) Benefits of Kissing ;

Changes taste;

Burns Calories;

Lips never go dry;

Relieves Stress;

Makes face muscles strong;

So KEEP KISSING

3) Kissing you baby is my dream.

Im the strawberry & ur the cream.

Handle me gently keep me real keen.

U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

4) Kisses blown r kisses wasted.

kisses r nt kisses unless they r tasted.

kisses spread germs and germs r hated.

but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated

5) Kisses are magic

Kisses should last

Kisses are things

That make my heart beat fast.

6) Kisses are generic

But they shouldn’t be wasted

A kiss isn’t a kiss

Unless its savored and tasted.