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Love Thoughts

saimand — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:22:44 +0000

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, — I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! — and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

MARRIAGE SMS Part 2

saimand — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:08:06 +0000

1) Before marriage:

Roses are red, sky is blue,

O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:

Roses are dead,

I have flu,

don’t come near me,

Paray hatt tuu,

2) Banta owned a factory.

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed.

Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:

Because married men are more obedient.

3) Only true friends stand by u

during bad times.

I promise

I will attend ur wedding.

4) The most effective

way 2 remember

ur wife’s birthday

is 2 forget it once.

5) Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband

said to you when he woke that morning?”

Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”

Witness: “My name is Susan.”

6) Man at medical store:I need poison

Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate

Chemist: Oh! sorry,

I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

SMILE SMS

saimand — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:20:05 +0000

1) Os ki yaadon mein,

Os ki baaton main,

Kaheen mera Aks bhi jhilmilata hoga,

Laakh masroof hoga apne kamon main,

Phir bhi humme soch kar kabhi to muskurata hoga.

2) Waisay to App sarey kaam ultay kartay hain.

Sirf ek mobile hi sidha pakartay hain

aaj mobile bhi ulta karain aur yeh padhey.

=) 6u!|!ws d33>|

3) Hawa k jhokon ka hisab kya rakhna.

Jo beet gaya use yaad kya rakhna.

Bus ye soch kar muskura dia humne,

K apni udasi se doosro ko udaas kya rakhna.

4) Haste rahein aap hazaro ke beech,,,,

haste hain jaise phool baharon ke beech.,,,

Roshan rahe aap duniya mein

aise jaise gagan hai chand sitaron ke beech,

5) Ek dua mangte hai hum apne bhagwan se,

chahte aapki khushian pure iman se,

din wo bhi aaye,sab hasratein puri ho aapki,

aur muskuraye aap pure dilojan se.

6) kabhi num na ho jayen ye masom nigahe,

meri ARZOO hai tu sada Muskaye,

gum k saye rahe HUM tak hi,

tere ASHIYANE me hamesha KHUSHIYON ki BAHAREIN hi aaye….

7) Zindagi mein jeena zaroori nahi,

Jeene ka andaaz zaroori hai,

Zindagi mein chahe lakh gham ho,

Lekin chehre pe muskaan zaroori hai..