SMS Junction

1) It’s funny when people discuss

LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,

if suicide is better or being murdered

2) “When a man holds a woman hands?”

When a man holds a woman’s hand

before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense

3) Man before Marriage is like Airtel….

“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…

“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.

4) What is Marriage?

Ans:

1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.

2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.

3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

5) One day a man inserted

an ‘advertisement’ in the

local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

6) A little kid asks his Dad,

“Daddy, how much does

it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,

“I’m still paying for it…”

7) Grooms, once you marry,

please remember that when

you have a discussion

with your future wife,

always try to get the

last two words in: “Yes dear”

1) True relatives always

stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.

All your relatives were standing behind u!

2) After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

She replied, Yes dear, I know

but I was in love and didnt notice.

3) A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,

is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,

is WISE.

A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND.!

4) Man : Is there any way for long life?

Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?

Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

5) Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the

bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to

run away…!!

6) Telling a lie is

Fault 4 a little boy

an Art 4 a lover

an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor

and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

7) A good marriage would be between

a Blind wife and a deaf husband.

Michel de Montaigne

1) Before marriage:

Roses are red, sky is blue,

O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:

Roses are dead,

I have flu,

don’t come near me,

Paray hatt tuu,

2) Banta owned a factory.

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed.

Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:

Because married men are more obedient.

3) Only true friends stand by u

during bad times.

I promise

I will attend ur wedding.

4) The most effective

way 2 remember

ur wife’s birthday

is 2 forget it once.

5) Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband

said to you when he woke that morning?”

Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”

Witness: “My name is Susan.”

6) Man at medical store:I need poison

Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate

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.

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Chemist: Oh! sorry,

I didn’t knew u had a prescription.