Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Archive for the ‘Santa Banta SMS’ Category
Jokes sms
19
Sep
SANTA BANTA SMS
01
May
1) Boss: I’m giving u driver’s job.
Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK ?
Santa: U R great sir!
Starting salary is Ok
but how much is DRIVING salary?
santa banta sms
01
May