SMS Junction

1) Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY

2) Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
“SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI”
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
“AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE”.

3)   Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun
Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha�
Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !
Chup . . .
Aawaz Mat Karo . .
Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hein

4)  What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?
Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .
Ramesh Nahi Janta . . .

5)  Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga
LAPTOP Dya
CYCLE Mangi
CAR Di
HUT Manga
BANGLA Dya
DOST Manga
TUM Ko Dya
Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ?

6)   SARDER KA BETA :PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAYI ?
PAPA:HAAN BETA:KIS SE HUY?
PAPA:BEWKUF TERI MUMMY SW.
BETA:WAH PAPA GHAR MAIN HE SAITING KAR LI.

7)  Teri Ek Angraai Lene Se Mera Dam Nikal Sa Jata Hai…
Ae Zaalim, Ae Qaatil, Ae Dilbar, Ae Dost… . . . . . .
Ek Body Spray Lagane Main Tera Kya Jata Hai..

1) Ek Sardar : BLOOD ke baare main kitab padh raha tha.

Wife ne poocha: Q aaj yeh padh rahe ho?

Sardar: Mujhe Doctor ne kaha hai ki mera kal BLOOD test hai…

2) sardar:kal jo shampoo liya tha usaka free gift do

shopkiper:us pe free gift nahi hai

sardar:pagal Samza hai? us pe likha hai “DANDURF FREE

3) Public to Sardr : Logo ne aapko kyo mara ?

Sardrj :yaar jewelley ki dukan me maine

Sales girl ko pucha ki

Sone ka rate kya hai?

tum bolo kuch galat kiya maine?

4) One day Sardar had a dream that some1 killed him.

Next day he closed his ICICI BANK Account Why?

B’coz of ICICI’s slogan :- WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

5) Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke sardar ghar ja raha tha

ki bijli chamki, badal garaje aur jor se barsat kui.

Sardar bola: Lagata hai pahunch gayi!

6) Sardar to wife: Nikal teri sari,nikal teri panty,

nikal teri bra,nikal meri pant,nikal meri chaddi.

Ab dabaa jor se,aur jor se. Ab hui na suitcase bandh!

7) Sardar´s wife asked: What is the difference between PYAR and ISHQ ?

Sardar said: PYAR is what I do with my sister and

ISHQ is what I do with your sister!

Man: Sardarji where were you born?

Sardar: Punjab

Man: Which part?

Sardar: Oye, part part ki karda hai, whole body born in Punjab!

9) Sardar goes to buy an underwear.

On choosing one the shopkeeper tells him its of Rs 500.

Sardar says: Arre bhai dailywear dikhao, partywear nahin!

(1). Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .

Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.

Wife : Will u marry , after i die .

Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

(2). How do you make a Sardar laugh on “Saturday”?

Tell him “a joke on Tuesday

(3). Sardarji is filling up a job application………………………

He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.

Then came the column Salary Expected…………………

After much thought he writes: Yes………………………..

(4). A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her.

Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”

Sardar: B.Com final year”

(5). Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now”.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

(6). Interview; wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

(7). sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):

are yar main ese kahi dekha hain

second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain

first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.

second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.

first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah

to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.

(8). 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

(9). A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function,

suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

(10). teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

(11). Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.

guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(12). Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.

Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?

Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon……

(13). SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.

MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO