FUNNY SMS
1) Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .
AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .
AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .
DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?
studnt:SIR . . . . .
MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY
2) Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
“SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI”
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
“AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE”.
3) Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun
Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha�
Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !
Chup . . .
Aawaz Mat Karo . .
Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hein
4) What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?
Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .
Ramesh Nahi Janta . . .
5) Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga
LAPTOP Dya
CYCLE Mangi
CAR Di
HUT Manga
BANGLA Dya
DOST Manga
TUM Ko Dya
Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ?
6) SARDER KA BETA :PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAYI ?
PAPA:HAAN BETA:KIS SE HUY?
PAPA:BEWKUF TERI MUMMY SW.
BETA:WAH PAPA GHAR MAIN HE SAITING KAR LI.
7) Teri Ek Angraai Lene Se Mera Dam Nikal Sa Jata Hai…
Ae Zaalim, Ae Qaatil, Ae Dilbar, Ae Dost… . . . . . .
Ek Body Spray Lagane Main Tera Kya Jata Hai..