Funny SMS
Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
har din karu to paresani hogi,
kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi,
par dil se karu toh aapko khushi…?
Jokes SMS
poison
Dr.:Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai
Flirt SMS : SO SWEET
aaj ke baad mujhe phone mat karna
na hi sms karna
na hi baat karna
milne ki koshish to bilkul bhi mat karna
kyunki doctor ne mujhe sweet logo se dur rehne ko kaha hai
Jokes SMS : Say Something
once cow , elephant and khacchar(donkey) arguing who is the best
cow: i give milk so i m the best
elephant: i m powerful so i m the best
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Say Something its ur turn
Jokes SMS : idiot
chins was in hospital sardar went to meet him
chins said ching chan chu
and did
sardar went to china to know the answer
meaning was idiot remove the foot from my oxygen pipe
