1) Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
2) Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI – Before marriage.
LAXMI – After marriage.
BAI – After children.
3) Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye !!!
Circuit: simple bhai… Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
4) Boy: Mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl: Kya?
Boy: Kitni achi film hai na?
Girl: Kuttay k bache..
Boy: Kya?
Girl: Kitny Cute hotey hain na?
5) Jab sher(Lion) 3 baar dharta hai to kya hota hai?
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Socho Socho
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Nahi pata?
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Chalo main bata deta hon.
TOM & Jerry Cartoon Shuru hotey hain
6) Doctor: You and your wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se mera khoon jo pi rahi hai.
7) Sagaai hui…
Shadi Hui…
Biwi ghar main aayi…
Ghar SWARG ban gaya…
Aur main… SWARGWASI…
Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai,
Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai,
Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho,
ye sms kitni ghor se parh raha hai.
