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Mazakia sms

19 Sep

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pura ka pura

Interviewer: Where were u born?
Sardarji:  Punjab,
interviewer: which part?
Sardarji :o ye kya which part? whole body was born in punjab….”

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(‘-.-’) (@.@)<)  (>  <(  )>_/ /_   _/  \_
Apke picture pakri gai hai date marty  hoe. Ngativ chahye to  sms abi bejey,wrna picture ammi  ko pohnch jayegi”
;”– ::”;”+”;”Astghfirullah
Astghfirullah
Astghfirullah


Ye sms ap  logon ko send kren
Inshllah

apka


Balance khtam ho jaye ga.
Lykin bkhshy tusi phair nai jana”

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A boy told his frnd, “yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai” . frnd answered ” sahi se dekh hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai. :-)

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PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE
#NAME?
#NAME?
-Books r holy,so dont touch dem
-Dont do somthin morow,dat u can do day aftr morow
#NAME?
-Dont get dat studying is healthy,so leave it  sick people:-)”

-shadi barbadi-

ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi…
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi…

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Aj”agr”apka”
SMS”ayega”to
hi hum
ROTI khaenge!

Wrna!


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  1. adaptateurs secteur

    December 7, 2009 at 6:04 am

    This section is my favourite one among a whole site. Sms are so funny and enjoyable. My friends are also impressed by me whom i had passed these mazakia sms. Thank you! I hope you will be continue with same.