1) M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f,
Ghoch _, _ll_, Bhondu_
dekha..
Everything is incomplete without”u”
2) Main agar mar bhi jaun,
Toh ae dost fikar mat karna,
Aasoon bhi mat bahana,
Meri arthi bhi mat uthana,
Sidhe upar chale aana,
“Dono milke aish karenge”
3) Ja meri missile ja,
Jo mujhe SMS na kare uske dimag me ja aur fat ja!
Are wapis kyun aayi?
Accha toh uske pas dimag nahi hai!
4) Aye dost teri dosti ke liye duniya chor denge,
Teri traf aaye tufan ko modh denge,
Lekin tune agar sath chora kasam se teri haddiyan todh denge.
5) Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Doctor key paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola,
Ek paagal ko sms bhej do sub theek ho jayega,
Aur maine aapko sms bhej diya
Ab zara acchi lag rahi hai tabiyat.
6) Apple ka juice
Mango ka juice
Orange ka juice
Badam ka juice
Lekin jo SmS nahin karta,
Woh hain MAHAkanjuice!!
7) Teri dosti ki roshani aisi hai
ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai…
Sochta hoon ghar ki bijli katva lu…
Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat aata hai.!
8)Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi,
Tumhare dost ko ek pappi,
Dost ke dost ko ek pappi,
Aur koi hai baki!
Aaj hamare doggi ne dus pappi ko janam diya hai
