1) Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”
Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”
2) Santa: “God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: “Shame on you God,
you don’t even trust me a little?
You have already taken your share!”
3) Santa looking at himself in the mirror, “I have seen this man somewhere”.
After half an hour, “Oh, its the same man, who married my wife.”
4) Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’
5) Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
6) Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
7) Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
9) Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
