1) Ek Sardar : BLOOD ke baare main kitab padh raha tha.
Wife ne poocha: Q aaj yeh padh rahe ho?
Sardar: Mujhe Doctor ne kaha hai ki mera kal BLOOD test hai…
2) sardar:kal jo shampoo liya tha usaka free gift do
shopkiper:us pe free gift nahi hai
sardar:pagal Samza hai? us pe likha hai “DANDURF FREE
3) Public to Sardr : Logo ne aapko kyo mara ?
Sardrj :yaar jewelley ki dukan me maine
Sales girl ko pucha ki
Sone ka rate kya hai?
tum bolo kuch galat kiya maine?
4) One day Sardar had a dream that some1 killed him.
Next day he closed his ICICI BANK Account Why?
B’coz of ICICI’s slogan :- WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
5) Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke sardar ghar ja raha tha
ki bijli chamki, badal garaje aur jor se barsat kui.
Sardar bola: Lagata hai pahunch gayi!
6) Sardar to wife: Nikal teri sari,nikal teri panty,
nikal teri bra,nikal meri pant,nikal meri chaddi.
Ab dabaa jor se,aur jor se. Ab hui na suitcase bandh!
7) Sardar´s wife asked: What is the difference between PYAR and ISHQ ?
Sardar said: PYAR is what I do with my sister and
ISHQ is what I do with your sister!
Man: Sardarji where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye, part part ki karda hai, whole body born in Punjab!
9) Sardar goes to buy an underwear.
On choosing one the shopkeeper tells him its of Rs 500.
Sardar says: Arre bhai dailywear dikhao, partywear nahin!
